I just might qualify

I know the countdown is on and in less than 3 months I turn 30 but I thought I was still in the prime of my life at this age.
I guess the canvasser than brought this by and hooked it to my front door knob thought differently.

Does 30 start to qualify you for senior discounts?  I wonder if I should call and get signed up for this Senior Final Expense Program asap?? 
They'll pay up to $25,000 for my funeral expenses even if I have a health condition!!!  Can't pass up a deal like that!


Yeah, this door notice ended up exactly where it belonged in the first place....after taking a pic for the blog, it's in the kitchen garbage can. 

I'm gonna try to retain my "youth" for a little bit longer.